Wife writes down the hilarious things her husband says in his sleep. Some gems include:
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
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